Jeff Dunham Quotes

The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life an...

When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and...

I'm guilty of being fascinated by gadgets and toys and technology, but any penny that I spend, I try...

There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, som...

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...

Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet...

It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. The...

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a r...

Jose: Do not drop me senorJeff:i wont drop you,joseJose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floorPeanut:d...